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Joke of the Day
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
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"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore."
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."
"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t."
"My Version Of Flirting! My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am."
"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"
"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""
"""Grandpa, why did everyone make a big deal out of selfies when they're just pictures, oh and thanks a lot for doing nothing about climate."""