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Joke of the Day
"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"
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"Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown... is virgin on the ridiculous?"
"After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"
"Zombies eat brains, right? Then you're good. *NOTE: Heard this from a couple of friends*"
"TIL of Charles' Law: ""The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."""
"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change."
"I gain a lot of calories when I go to nutrition class... because it's so damn dry."
"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"