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Joke of the Day
"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"
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"Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s"
"90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat."
"Drunk people are so self centred... ... they think the world revolves around them"
"I like when I see a 30mph speed limit sign spraypainted to say 80. Whoever does that has found a way to completely beat the system"
"I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas."
"What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws"
"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."
"I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said ""Come back soon""."
"""Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following."""