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Joke of the Day

"On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says ""This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it."" Omg."

"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"

"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"

"[NSFW?] As a guy, I've become very insensitive... because I masturbate too much."

"The invention of dildos Had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated."

"What does a red neck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer. Edit: Because I fucked up."

"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."

"If you are cold just stand in a corner They are usually around 90 degrees"

"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""

"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."