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Joke of the Day
"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"
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"TIL there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute"
"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."
"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."
"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."
"I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman."
"So I called up the Captain, please bring me my wine. He said: ""ma'am, this is a cruise. Please don't call me again if there's no emergency"""
"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."
"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."
"The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present. This Presidential election."