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Joke of the Day

"The invention of dildos Had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated."

"Can February march? No, but April may."

"George Foreman named all five of his sons George. I'll bet the password on every website he goes to is ""password""."

"I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life"

"When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? Dead or alive, you're coming with me"

"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."

"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."

"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."

"If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too."