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Joke of the Day
"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."
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"I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!"""
"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"
"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"If you guys don't start appreciating my tweets, I will introduce my mom to Twitter. Don't make me ruin this for everyone."
"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."
"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans. Or at least sew its seams."