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Joke of the Day

"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"

"Did you hear about the new soda made out of people? ""Yeah, how's it taste?"" ""It varies from person to person."""

"Why doesn't the queen's farts smell? Because it's a noble gas."

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."

"Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu."

"If the automated voice tells me they're experiencing ""higher than normal call volume"" every time I call, that is the normal call volume."

"I'm reading a book about a duck who questions it's faith in God . . . It's called ""Are you there God, it's me magret de canard"""

"Knock knock! Who's there? It's me."

"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"

"Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest."