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Joke of the Day
"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"
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"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."
"When she texts ""I Love You""... but Auto-correct changes it to ""who is this"""
"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"
"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."
"What's long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"Pro Tip: If you see a girl shake the gas nozzle after filling up, she's got a wiener."
"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it ...so I said ""Implants?"""