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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of the salad spinner would be spinning in his grave if he would have been buried in a salad spinner."

"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"

"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish."

"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"

"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."

"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""

"What does Osama bin Laden and my wife's clitoris have in common? Took me 10 years to find it, but when I did; killed it!"

"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."