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Joke of the Day
"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."
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"What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword? They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist."
"Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around."