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Joke of the Day
"Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato."
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"Pregnancy tests should have three results: Pregnant, Not Pregnant, and Reality Show."
"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""
"I got a gun for my wife today. It was the best trade I ever made."
"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."
"I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to work."
"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."
"I can always determine how financially stable I am by how carelessly I press on the gas pedal."
"Your life."
"What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!"