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Joke of the Day

"Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around."

"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &nbsp; Yellow."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."

"I cleaned my fan today The difference it made just blew me away..."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."

"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."

"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."

"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"

"I have a friend named ""Chris Hoffman"" I asked him to name his son Jack."

"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"