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Joke of the Day

"My math teacher called me average. How mean."

"The Queen shouted at some pigeons and they died. Talk about killing two birds with one's tone."

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."

"Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit."

"I just crashed a massive party... ...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries"

"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"

"Don't ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like ""always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."""

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."

"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"

"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"