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Joke of the Day

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays... I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in luxurious five-star hotels. And she wanted to come with me."

"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""

"Why are 9/11 jokes never funny? Because they always fly over everyone's head."

"Why was WWI so short? Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin..."

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"In 1976, my friend asked me when's the last time I had sex... I replied, ""1950"" He responded, ""that's a long time ago.."" And I said, ""not really, it's only 2150 now."""

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"How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds? Marry her."

"What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese? I didn't cottage in my pants"