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Joke of the Day

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"

"There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people"

"What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? ""Pack your trunk and clear out !"""

"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."

"How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house? The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway."

"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."

"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."

"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."