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Joke of the Day
"Why have all the immigrants left? They had no rights."
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"Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker...."
"If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist."
"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"
"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."
"A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ...""there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"" Doc says, ""Tell him I can't see him today."""
"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"
"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *whack* ""Dang!"" A bad skydiver goes: ""Dang!"" *whack*"
"What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions? A pasta free."