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Joke of the Day

"Whats the medicine for people who are addicted to anal sex Trynoassatall"

"What did the ocean ask the scooba diver? Water you doing here?"

"Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline."

"Someone said my clothes were gay I said ""yeah they came out of the closet this morning"""

"Listen, when I say a movie was ""cute"" I do not mean it was GOOD. A girl saying a movie was cute is just code for ""My ovaries liked it."""

"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"

"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"

"A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition as ""stable""."

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"