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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"
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"Your Mother is like Communism... Shared by everyone."
"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."
"Dad do you like baked apples? Yes son why? The orchard's on fire."
"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"
"Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat... Is a gluten for punishment."
"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"
"Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn't want to go off half cocked."
"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"
"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"