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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."
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"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."
"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"
"Why don't oysters give to charity? They are shellfish."
"Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi"
"It's your first time when you high af and you could feel the earth rotating faster than usual... in the opposite direction."
"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It can be a load of shit."
"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"You know, gas prices really aren't that bad when you consider that you're essentially buying dinosaurs in liquid form."