201980
Joke of the Day
"Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi"
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"Whats the worst part about sex with children? Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume when you are finished."
"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"
"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."
"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a Fe-Male, and the other's a woman in a power suit."
"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"
"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."
"A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar The bartender looks up and says ""What is this, a joke?"""
"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."