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Joke of the Day
"So I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."
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"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
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"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."
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"The Jedi know what we're getting for Christmas They have sensed our presents"