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Joke of the Day
"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"
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"It doesn't matter how hard you think you are. When a toddler hands you their ringing toy cell phone, you'll still answer it."
"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"
"How do I raise my kids? Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it?"
"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."
"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."
"How do Filipinos count money? One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ..."
"On the bright side, I'm relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists."
"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."
"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""