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Joke of the Day
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
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"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"
"Peter Dinklage is a Star! He is a White Dwarf."
"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."
"What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers? A virgin."
"What do you call a pirate from Ireland?? Arrrish"
"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"
"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"
"I gave self deprecating humor a go once... ...I was terrible at it."
"Gf: ""You want to know what your problem is?"" Me: *looks at watch* ""Ok, but our dinner reservation is in six hours"""