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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"
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"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."
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"I'm coming out with a new type of whiskey called cunt... So when someone asks me what i want to drink I'll yell cunt liquor."
"Round metal object they throw at the olympics Discuss."
"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."
"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"
"Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife"
"As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, I'm bad at irony."