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Joke of the Day

"News of Whitney Houston's death traveled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though."

"When Facebook goes down, everyone comes to Twitter to talk about it. When Twitter goes down, the world falls mute."

"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"

"99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets. It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire"

"What the difference between jews and harry potter Harry got out of the chamber alive"

"what is the hardest part of being a pedophile? I dunno, probably making friends and fitting in"

"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."

"How can you tell that pirates hid the communist manifesto Because an ""X"" Marx the spot"