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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell that pirates hid the communist manifesto Because an ""X"" Marx the spot"
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"What's Pingu's favourite band? Slipnoot."
"I'm offended every time I talk to a stranger and I'm not offered candy."
"your future"
"Most of my time is spent trying to work ""That's So Raven"" into everyday conversation."
"A scotsman goes to the dentist. Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks ""Comfy?"" The scotsman replies ""Glasgow mate"""
"if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up"
"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"
"Did you hear about the garbageman who wore no trousers or underwear? He was naked from the waste down."
"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."