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Joke of the Day

"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""

"Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents? Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck."

"Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight."

"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."

"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."

"Kenya? Yukon."

"My math teacher used to call me average. How mean!"

"I heard they're making a revival of a show once Donald Trump is elected I'm going to love watching the new Orange is the New Black."

"This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb ...I just checked again and it's really blown up since then"

"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"