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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."

"`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service."

"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"

"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"

"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."

"As soon as the inauguration is over, I'm getting a position on Trump's ethics committee. I'm not political, I just need some quite time alone."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."

"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."

"Autocorrect is like being drunk: You only realise what it did after you have left a bad impression."

"A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire"