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Joke of the Day

"Premarital counseling should be having the couple put together IKEA furniture with limited Wi-Fi connection. #weddingparty #romance"

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"What's the smartest thing that's come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock. Taken from the movie 300 Miles to Graceland."
"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."
"A QA tester walks into a bar... and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."
"How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden?"
"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."
"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately"
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