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Joke of the Day

"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."

"Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch.."

"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"

"How do you stop all the protests and riots? Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down"

"""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral."

"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."

"Women are like cars. We want the ones that look AND work the best, but none of us have the money."

"What do you call a stupid asshole? Ignoranus"

"There's a new wheelchair party forming But it doesn't really stand for anything. (At least it'll always have a spokes person)"

"I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites. As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing."