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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."

"Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident? I guess that makes him all-righty then."

"No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see."

"I want to create a Facebook event called ""Shut The Hell Up"" and invite everybody."

"I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing"

"My husband got some virtual reality goggles for christmas and so far I like them because they make him very vulnerable to attack."

"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"

"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."

"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."

"A list as long as my arm.. I have a list as long as my arm of why I wish my mother never took thalidomide"