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Joke of the Day

"A QA tester walks into a bar... and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers"

"FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there."

"Twitter... it's for the birds!"

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"

"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"

"Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?"

"What do you call a funny baked good? a pun"

"Women's magazines are so funny. 1: You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days."

"I take my coffee like I take my women... From behind"