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Joke of the Day

"What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common? They all have frosted tips."

"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"

"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"

"I watch Aladdin and root for Jafar."

"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."

"The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. He had Hindigestion."

"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."

"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"

"'...um....' - the first cow ever milked"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""