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Joke of the Day
"I watch Aladdin and root for Jafar."
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"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."
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"39 and 41 had a fight. 42. ... 41."
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"My tablet burned me today after I installed Tinder on my Kindle Fire."
"What does the devil eat in Japan? Sin Pie Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states."
"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"
"'Let's just agree to disagree.' -Me, saying grace at the dinner table."