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Joke of the Day

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"

"TERRORISM ALERT!!! I'm gonna blow up the comments section"

"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"

"What did the Korean family call their dog? Stu"

"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."

"Most medicines have side effects... ...except Viagra has front effects. Good bye."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip"

"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."

"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."

"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."