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Joke of the Day

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"

"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"

"Its not pretty being easy."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"

"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."

"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."

"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"

"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"