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Joke of the Day

"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."

"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."

"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler Boy, did I wake up exhausted!"

"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."

"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"

"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."

"I was bullied in high school by the X men. No, not the group of crime fighting mutants, but a bunch of transgender females who were better at sports than I was."

"What do pirates call fat whores? LAND HO!"

"Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No I was going faster than the speed of light."