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Joke of the Day
"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"
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"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"
"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"
"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."
"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
"And then one day you realize you're older and fatter than old fat Elvis."
"My Grandpa Raymond and his wife live in a retirement community for swingers. What are his favorite underwear made out of? Ray on Paulie's Ester"
"What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew? The facial expression when you hit the gas."
"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."