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Joke of the Day

"What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off."

"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."

"i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine"

"What's a black person of the United States called? A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist?"

"I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo"

"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."

"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."

"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."