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Joke of the Day

"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."

"Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off"

"First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub? The lady in church has hope in her soul."

"Have you ever read ""The Longest Joke in the World""? Now you have."

"What did Jesus say after he was resurrected? Nailed it"

"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"

"What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped."

"A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force."

"If you get behind in your reading check you're not sitting on your book."