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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."
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"A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians.. [deleted]"
"I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It's on its last legs now."
"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"
"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"
"GARY: ""You wanna?"" BARRY: ""Ugh. Jesus OK."" (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)"
"My husband just got to level three on netflix: ""faking an illness"" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: ""faking your own abduction"""
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"
"The fact that belly buttons aren't blowholes is fucking stupid."