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Joke of the Day

"My hamster died at the weekend... ... he fell asleep at the wheel"

"Why did the orange juice fail his math exam? He wasn't concentrated."

"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"

"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"

"I keep wanting to make a BDSM joke... ... but I keep getting tied up in the punchline."

"Do you know why they don't have 13th floors on most buildings? Apparently it's because most buildings aren't that tall. No, no that's fine I can show myself out . . ."

"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."

"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes."

"Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear? Because cher-nob'll fall out"