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Joke of the Day
"My hamster died at the weekend... ... he fell asleep at the wheel"
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"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."
"What do you call an armless obese jew? Names."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."
"Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials that quickly spreads to the brain."
"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive"
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"
"My mind: ""Today was a productive day."" My body: ""Please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again.""..."
"Namaste or Namago."