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Joke of the Day
"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"
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"My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone"
"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""
"I just whispered ""Come at me, bro"" to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I'm in my car driving away from my old life."
"""Frequently Asked Questions"" is the most cheerfully passive-aggressive page of any website."
"What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes? ""It's all in the execution."""
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, ""Open up for me..."" ""OK,"" I said, ""my parents don't love me very much."""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"
"Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate? He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'"