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Joke of the Day

"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."

"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."

"How can you tell how hard a nigga is? By the number of niggabytes in his hard drive."

"Just found out I have a tumor in my ladyparts... It's one of those that can be known to have hair, teeth and bone in it. I don't what I should do. I'll probably just get an abortion though."

"The 3-year-old just held up some paper and said: ""Daddy, I'm reading the newspaper!"" Kids love dinosaurs."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"

"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"

"I found a penny today and it reminded me of my ex...worthless and in everybody's pants."

"I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie"

"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."