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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."

"BREAKING: A Tiny Fortune Teller Has Robbed a Bank And Is Now On The Loose! The headline reads: Small Medium At Large!"

"just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair"

"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."

"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""

"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"

"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"

"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"

"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"