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Joke of the Day
"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."
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"If Mr. Bigger has a baby, which one is bigger? The baby is, he's just a little Bigger."
"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."
"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"
"My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
"The other day a girl asked me if I like breasts or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed pussy with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC."
"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."
"I was told water cooling a computer would make it faster So I threw my laptop into a pool, and now I never have to see a loading screen again!"
"The hazards of time travel: Magneto clubbed to death by primitive stone-age man."