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Joke of the Day
"The hazards of time travel: Magneto clubbed to death by primitive stone-age man."
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"a sphincter says what? pants up, dont poop."
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."
"If Donald Trump becomes president in 2016, there will be hell toupee."
"Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later* Me: I need a new room."
"A guy goes to the doctor because he wants to get a prescription for a laxative... After a few checks the doctor nods and says: ""yep, you're full of shit."" and hands him a prescription."
"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"
"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."
"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? He's black, so should be pretty easy to spot against the white background"