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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"

"Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift."

"*amateur magician does tablecloth-pulling trick, knocking everything over* Cat in audience: Oh, this guy's good"

"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"

"Women are better than cake. You can have a woman and eat her too."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."