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Joke of the Day
"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."
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"I wish my band were shittier so we could get booked on Leno :("
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"
"When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops"
"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"
"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."
"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."
"I had Taylor Swift in my head all day... ...I just shouldn't shake her off, shake her off..."
"How many handles do a black dude's coffin have? Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?"
"I don't care who you are, but if you're reading this I still don't care."