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Joke of the Day
"What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !"
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"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"
"I created a new word Plagiarism *just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*"
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil 3 times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it"
"Apoplexy... it's all the rage."
"When you get laid off. :("
"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"
"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I always cry when I cut an onion"
"My headphones stopped working before the warranty... I'm taking them to cord over this!"
"Ladies: If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still. Their vision is based off movement."