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Joke of the Day

"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"

"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"

"How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose."

"LAWYER 1: numbers never lie so I call numbers to the stand LAWYER 2: your honor I call shakiras hips to the stand JUDGE: damn lol"

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- sory-- i mean-- u look so prety yes u do batman is not as cool as u"

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."

"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."

"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."

"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"