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Joke of the Day

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."

"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."

"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."

"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"

"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"

"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."

"An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, ""You cannot be Sirius!"""

"When I open the Sriracha and a bunch squirts out on its own I tell it that it's okay, it happens to a lot of hot sauces."

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"Which day is the most agreeable? Yesterday"