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Joke of the Day
"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."
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"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"
"Sex ed in Texas"
"HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE."
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."
"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."
"I'm not surprised you had a facelift..but it looks like you are."
"If you were transported right now to Mars you should be able to jump 62.5% higher... [anti-joke] But you can't because you would be dead. No spacesuit = not alive."
"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"