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Joke of the Day
"A good joke is like a kid with cancer They never get old."
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"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"
"What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear."
"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"
"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat..."
"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Baraccoli"
"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."
"What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush."
"Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people."